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About The Book:
Author: Laura Piper
Lee
Pub. Date: January
21, 2025
Publisher: Union
Square & Co.
Formats: Paperback,
eBook, Audiobook
Pages: 332
Find it: Goodreads, https://books2read.com/ZOE-BRENNAN-FIRST-CRUSH
A struggling vineyard owner gets a
second taste of her first crush in this romantic comedy that sparkles with
humor and heat.
Zoe Brennan may be the loneliest lesbian in Blue Ridge, but at least she has
her family vineyard to keep her busy.
When a prestigious wine festival announces it’s coming to town, it kicks off a
battle royale among local vineyards vying for the opportunity to host it. Zoe’s
in it to win it—being chosen would put Bluebell Vineyards on the map, and she
could stick it to the vineyard next door, run by her ex–best friend (now
enemy), Rachel. But when Zoe’s father is called home to Italy to care for his
sick mother, Bluebell is left without a vintner.
Dejected, Zoe impulsively agrees to a blindfolded threesome with a friend, and
excitingly, a stranger. But once the blindfolds come off, Zoe realizes the hot
butch that rocked her world isn’t a stranger at all. It’s Laine Woods—Zoe’s
first crush, Rachel’s big sister, and, Zoe is horrified to discover, the Napa-trained
vintner Zoe’s dad just hired as his replacement.
While they try to ignore their sizzling chemistry, Laine’s snobbery and Zoe’s
pride collide at every step, creating a generous pour of professional—and
sexual—tension. Collaborating is the only way to win the festival, but when
that means late nights under the stars and letting go of the past, Zoe must be
careful—or Laine might crush her heart for good.
Perfect for fans of romance novels who enjoy their smut wrapped in wit and
wine, Zoe Brennan, First Crush delivers everything lesbian
romance readers crave – from deliciously crafted enemies to lovers tension to
the cozy comfort of small town romance charm. Readers who enjoy some depth to
their spicy books will love this intoxicating tale of a vineyard owner getting
a second chance with her first crush.
Reviews:
“This steamy romance has
everything readers could ask for… Fans of Anita Kelly and Ashley Herring
Blake will adore Zoe and Laine and clamor for more from Lee.”—Library
Journal
“A funny and very steamy romance about the importance of being open to
love and all that life has to offer.” —Kirkus Reviews
“Lee delights with a sensual sapphic rom-com as heady and complex as the
wines it describes in breathless detail… This demands to be
savored.” —Publishers Weekly
“A lovely—and libidinous—romance.”—BookPage
Excerpt:
CHAPTER ONE
It’s eight a.m. on a brisk March morning, and there’s a man in my mouth.
An annoying one.
“Open wide for me, baby. You can take it.”
“Teddy.” I growl around the mouthful of metal and cotton he’s
loaded into my face, then gag as something pointy hits my tonsils.
“Come on now, Zoe!” Teddy’s futuristic dentist spectacles flash as he
roots around inside my face like it’s the junk drawer, and he’s hunting for the
last triple A battery. “I know you lesbians don’t have a lot of practice, but
surely you can open wider than that. Think boa constrictors. Unhinged
jaws.”
There are downsides to being best friends with your inappropriate gay
dentist.
This is one of them.
After Teddy retrieves the last of his clanking oral probes from my
mouth, he picks up my chart and frowns, vigorously drawing several large
circles on various teeth in the diagram.
I arch an eyebrow. I can see where this is going a mile away.
“Bad news,” Teddy says gravely. “Some of these cavities are so deep,
they’re forming a tunnel network. Have you ever heard of fistulas?” He swats
his hand at me, like never you mind, and gets up and opens the door. “George?
Prepare the shots! We’re going to need them all!”
Teddy’s hygienist materializes in the doorway like a ghoul, eyes
delighted, gripping a large metal tray cluttered with needles.
I remove the wad of wet cotton from my mouth and smile politely. “That
won’t be necessary, George. Thank you.”
Teddy’s theatrical frown turns genuine. “You’re no fun, Zoe Brennan. You
know that? All well-adjusted and calm.”
I get the feeling I’m supposed to be insulted.
George’s face falls as he realizes the shots aren’t needed after all.
I watch him shuffle back to his station from the corner of my eye. “You ever
worry about George?”
“He brings a certain unhealthy enthusiasm for the job, yes,” Teddy
says simply, his back turned to prepare the next round of tortures.
“So what’s this ‘red-hot emergency business meeting’ I had to
drop every thing and come in for?” That’s usually Teddy’s code for fresh
gossip, but every now and then, he legitimately wants to talk business. As the
goto lender for my family’s vineyard, Teddy considers himself my “silent partner,”
which is hilarious because nothing about Teddy is silent.
Teddy swings back around with a set of whitening trays and a
suspiciously innocent face. “You mean other than your red teeth, you
unrepentant vampire?” He butts the upper tray against my mouth, and I
reluctantly open wide enough for him to shove it in. Is this what blow jobs are
like?
“You’re lucky I got a shipment of the good bleach in.” He tsks and
jams the lower tray in next.
“Pitfalls ah running a winnyer,” I say as dignified as I can around
the two trays. “’inking wine ih my yob.”
“That’s funny, I could’ve sworn making wine was your job.”
“Same ’hing. Now ’pill it.” I give him my best don’t fuck around
look, but I’m still wearing those giant black safety glasses and drooling, so
it’s less effective than usual.
“Mayor Esposito’s aide was in yesterday—Elisa?” he says with feigned
nonchalance. “You know the girl. Class one malocclusion? Well, she mentioned
that the Bon Vivant has chosen to host their annual wine festival in
Blue Ridge this year.”
Even Teddy’s reflexes can’t stop the trays from shooting out of my
mouth. “Everyday Bon Vivant?!”
“Ms. Brennan, this is expensive bleach. You want me to charge your ass
double?”
“TEDDY! Tell me everything!” I rip the black safety glasses off.
The grin spreading beneath his dental specs is positively evil. “Not
so calm now, are you?”
I blink against the chair’s overhead spotlight, head spinning. Every-
day Bon Vivant is the word on exemplary—but accessible—wine. I’ve gone to
their traveling annual festival a few times, whenever our vineyard can afford
to send me, and it’s always an amazing time. It draws thousands of visitors
from around the world for three blissful days of eating, drinking, and fun
events, and when it’s over, the area picked to host is officially on the map.
As a small wine producing region, Blue Ridge can’t compete with Napa and
Sonoma; wine connoisseurs don’t even know we exist. But if it hosts Everyday
Bon Vivant, it would change everything—for our wine scene, our town, and
especially for the lucky vineyard chosen to host the opening showcase.
“When?”
“This fall, after harvest at the tail end of tourist season. They’ll
start scouting locations right away.”
I sit back, mouth hanging open long enough for Teddy to jam the trays
back in.
“It’s time to put on that clever thinking cap of yours, baby.” Teddy
dabs at the drool on my chin affectionately with the paper towel clipped to my
chest. “This is Bluebell Vineyards’ big opportunity to level up.”
He’s not wrong. Most people don’t know this, but running a small vineyard isn’t the most profitable venture. The pandemic hit our region’s tourism hard, followed by two drenching, grapekilling rainy seasons back toback. Teddy’s loans, local music nights, family picnics, business 101 classes—I’ve had to pull every trick out of my hat to keep the lights on and the grapes growing. Some days it feels like a miracle we’re open at all, and the stress keeps a perpetual grip around my throat.
Bluebell Vineyards was my mom’s dream—she and my dad built it from the
ground up. But Mom died when I was twelve, and I vowed to continue her legacy
by pouring my love and energy into the business the way she and my father
always had. Watching sales decline these last few years fills me with a
panicked desperation that keeps me up at night. Dad’s been so down lately, too.
Our money situation stresses him out, though I try to protect him from the
worst of it.
But if Bluebell gets the Everyday Bon Vivant showcase? Dad
might even be able to retire one day. We’ve always assumed he’d be out there
pruning to the very end, but this could change everything.
“Did Elisa mention any vineyards the mayor’s considering endorsing?”
Teddy grimaces, and I already know the answer.
“Into the Woods. Who else?” he says.
Our neighboring vineyard run by my bestfriendturnedenemy Rachel
Woods.
Of course.
It’s a shame, really. Rachel’s parents Molly and Ezra Woods are my
dad’s closest friends, her older brother Chance is an allaround nice guy, and
her big sister Charlaine? An absolute goddess and star of all my teen
age fantasies.
Rachel, however, is a stonecold bitch.
Rachel, Charlaine, Chance, and I all grew up together, our houses on
neighboring properties nestled between rows of young vines and tucked away in
the lush, rolling woods of Gilmer County. I was at the Woods’s house every day
for years, until things with Rachel went to hell in a handbasket. Now here we
are, twelve years after high school graduation, all still working in the wine
business. Charlaine went to California to study viticulture and never came
back, while Rachel and Chance stayed on at their family’s vineyard. Thanks to
Chance’s wine making skills and Rachel’s insufferable knack for making money,
Into the Woods is our biggest competition and the snobbiest vineyard in town.
They spell classic “classique” for no good reason and generally
make me want to throw things.
“Rachel better stay out of my way. That showcase is mine.” The decree
slurps out around the trays.
Teddy’s smile returns with fiendish glee. “I love it when you’re business
evil, Zoe Brennan!”
My mind’s off to the races already. It’s the beginning of the spring
season, and vineyard operations will grow busier until the first grapes appear.
Then work transitions to pure chaos, which reigns through harvest. If Everyday
Bon Vivant is scouting soon, I’ve got to put together a plan for winning
the showcase now.
The bleaching timer goes off, and I yank the trays out and set them on
the counter, ignoring Teddy’s disgusted demands that I rinse. My hand’s already
turning the doorknob to leave when he calls out, “Wait, dammit! There’s one
more thing!”
I sigh impatiently. I’ve got a date with Microsoft 365, two shots of
espresso, and my entrepreneurial cunning. “Make it quick, Teddy.”
“Harlow Benoit is in town—Diego and I saw her when we were out for
dinner.” Teddy levies his finger in my direction. With his dental specs still
on, he looks like a very stern gem dealer. “Do not text her, Zoe! Remember your
New Year’s resolution!”
Harlow. Her name
alone brings a flush of heat to my neck. Harlow Benoit, wine buyer for the
prestigious Bouche à Bouche restaurant group, rolls into Blue Ridge a few times
a year to sample new wines and negotiate supply deals. She’s a human tornado
disguised as a fivefoottwo pan sexual party girl who always manages to
destroy my calm and upend my carefully curated feelings. She’s fun,
extraordinarily sexy, and pushes my limits until I let go, willingly, of all
the things I’m trying to control at any given minute. I absolutely crave the
release I feel in her arms.
The problem is she always leaves. She’s an employed vagabond, based in
New York City for a few months a year, then on the road for the rest of it. I
get two or three days of sexual bliss, then she’s gone, and I’m left
desperately trying to remind myself that I don’t want a real relationship. Why
bother wanting what I can’t have? The queer community in Blue Ridge is thriving
thanks to all the gay transplants—it was even named the friendliest LGBTQ city
in Georgia a few years ago—but the lesbians who move here are already coupled
up, and the few who aren’t hooked up with me, then settled down with each
other.
Which is fine.
None of them were right for me, anyway. And Harlow isn’t, either. I know this,
I do . . . but then she shows up, and the desire to be touched overwhelms me. I
break all my resolutions for one more round of sex followed by the brief
whiplash of loneliness being with her always kicks up. But not this time.
Teddy’s sick of the emotional hang overs I have after she leaves, and I am,
too. This past New Year’s after a particularly incredible Christmas
rendezvous when she kissed a snowflake off my nose—ugh, it was so
romantic—I vowed I’d stop for good. It’s easier to be alone than to have these
periodic moments of intimacy, showing me what life with another person could be
like.
“Relax, Teddy. I won’t.” I smile, confident that the words are true
this time. Who has time for amazing meaningless sex when the biggest business
opportunity of all time just landed in your lap?
Even Harlow Benoit can’t compete with that.
About Laura Piper Lee:
Laura Piper Lee has wanted to be an author since she was a kid. Well, she first wanted to be a mermaid, but that didn’t work out. She enjoys making people laugh, flirting, and avoiding exercise, so writing romantic comedies is pretty much a perfect career choice. She lives with her partner and their son in Philadelphia. If anyone’s rolling by the bagel shop, she’ll have an everything toasted with butter.
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