Pucked Love, the final sexy and emotional standalone in the NYT bestselling Pucked Series from New York Times bestselling author Helena Hunting, is available NOW!
You’re turning twenty-six. It’s your champagne birthday, so we need to do something fun.” Violet bounces, making her boobs shake and my mimosa slosh perilously. “It should be themed! We can all wear leather chaps!”
“Could you be any more cliché?” I roll my eyes. “Just to be clear, Darren doesn’t own chaps.”
“Just a ball gag and a mask with no eye holes, according to Alex.”
And we’re back to my sex life. I knew I was getting off so easy.
I wonder if Darren is catching this kind of heat today. I seriously doubt it’s worse than what I’m getting since I don’t think his friends are likely to push his buttons, but I’ll have to ask when I speak to him next. I’m not sure when that will be, either. The message I sent about Gertrude was pretty straightforward and doesn’t necessarily require a response. Maybe I should’ve worded it differently.
Sunny raises her hand, like we’re all still in middle school and she’s waiting her turn to speak. “Wouldn’t a mask with no eyeholes be dangerous? You wouldn’t be able to see where you’re going.” Her eyes widen, and she looks around the room. “And what’s a ball gag?”
I honestly love that Sunny has grown up in this highly overinformed society and still manages to be innocent.
“Yeah, Char, wouldn’t a mask with no eyeholes be dangerous?” Violet props her fist on her chin and smiles. “And please, do explain what a ball gag is.”
“I’m not sure you really want the answer to that, Sunny.” Poppy gives me a look I can’t quite decipher.
Sunny twirls her hair around her finger. “Why not?”
“Where’s the harm in a little bondage-sex education? It’s not like Miller’s ever going to go out and buy either item for her. First of all, Alex would murder him, and secondly, I don’t think that’s Miller’s thing.”
Sunny’s face lights up, and she does jazz hands. “Oh! I think I know what Miller’s thing is!”
Lily grins. “Eating your cookie?”
“He really likes to do that, a lot. When my belly gets too big I’ll have to watch from the mirror.” She gets a faraway look in her eyes. “But he has another thing! Kind of like how you and Randy are always getting it on in bathrooms, except I think it’s a bit more sanitary.”
“And it doesn’t cause thousands of dollars of damage,” Violet adds.
Lily throws her hands up in the air. “That sink was already falling off the wall. It’s not my fault it broke!”
“That was one expensive orgasm,” I say.
“And Randy says it was worth every penny.” Lily’s smile is devious as she bites her knuckle, then turns to Sunny. “Anyway, back to Miller’s thing.”
Sunny wiggles around excitedly in her chair. “So Miller paints my toenails for me.”
“Miller’s thing is painting your toenails?”
“Yes. Well, no. I think he likes my toes.” Her fingers go to her lips, and she looks around the room, her cheeks flushing.
“Say what now?” Violet asks.
”Sometimes he kisses them.” She covers her mouth with her palm and says something unintelligible.
Violet sits forward in her chair. “Hold on a second, does Buck have a foot fetish?”
“Um, I don’t know.” Sunny looks worried now. “Is that weird? Is it, like, mask with no eyeholes kind of weird?”
My rating: 5 stars
you know me, you know I rarely pre-order and pre-pay for books. I just
prefer to wait till they’re out. But this book was released as audio
before physical book, and I decided I had to go ahead and pre-order it.
I thought about saving it for my drive to Book Bonanza, since Helena
Hunting was one of my MUST meet authors, but I couldn’t wait, and as
soon as it was available, I had to start listening. Charlene and Darren
have always just kind of been in the background of the other books in a
way. In the way that Charlene was Violet’s best friend and she was
dating Darren. Now, I love Violet, and her craziness. But let’s just
say that Charlene and Darren have their own brand of crazy, sexy, you
name it. As usual with one of Hunting’s books, I had a ton of notes
that I made on Goodreads as I listened to this. At first I wasn’t sure
if I was going to like Darren. But after he had a talk with Alex, and I
realized that he just wasn’t really up on how to have a real
relationship, I got to like him a lot more. I loved the stats that
Charlene said he kept about their relationship. I loved hearing about
where Charlene’s box of “I thought it would be fun, but I changed my
mind” came from.
mom killed me. But then most of the parents in these stories are so
funny. And then when the girls all went to the sex convention, OMG! I
totally knew that Violet was going to have a “sword-fight” with the
strap-on. I just knew it. Then Charlene’s background at The Harvest
Co-op was one that I wasn’t sure just how bad it got. That was
something that kept going throughout the story, and kept me on the edge
waiting to hear just what had happened there. Darren’s family issues
fit perfectly with Charlene’s, well, especially with her mother. I
loved the bit about Charlene’s candy as well.
funny thing about the story tied in perfectly to something the author
said at a panel at Book Bonanza. She said that she has to actually
sometimes get into the positions for the sex scenes to figure out how to
write them. I was having trouble picturing the final scene in this
book, so I told her that and we laughed and figured it out. It was also
cool that her husband was there and he was chatting with everyone while
we waited in line to see her. And Helena Hunting was so nice as well,
spent a lot of time with each person in line, which was great, even
though I felt bad for people behind us in line! 🙂 But it wasn’t just
me, it was everyone.
|Me with Helena Hunting at Book Bonanza 2018|
New York Times and USA Today bestselling author, Helena Hunting lives outside of Toronto with her amazing family and her two awesome cats, who think the best place to sleep is her keyboard. Helena writes everything from contemporary romance with all the feels to romantic comedies that will have you laughing until you cry.